Tag: jokes
group name: bothsidesoftcoin
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February 08, 2008 05:25 PM EST --
An email i received....LOL
Software Upgrade
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the . . . more
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December 31, 2006 02:51 PM EST --
Politically Correct
Differently-brained -- stupid
Folically independent -- bald
Musically delayed -- tone deaf
Genetically discriminating -- racist
Codependent . . . more
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February 13, 2008 10:47 AM EST --
thai was emailed to me this morning...
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the . . . more
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April 05, 2008 12:29 PM EDT --
George Carlin on aging!
(Absolutely Brilliant)
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? . . . more
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May 16, 2008 01:16 PM EDT --
The author, who was probably a Qantas employee, had a good reason to be anonymous. He probably would have been fired if he got caught writing this.
Remember it takes a college degree to fly . . . more
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June 10, 2007 02:13 PM EDT --
These jokes are anonymous.
What the teacher says and (what the teacher means)
1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information
from his classmates.=20
(He was caught cheating . . . more
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May 11, 2008 02:01 PM EDT --
Examples of mania are shown below:
Examples of personality disorder are shown below: . . . more
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December 30, 2006 01:05 PM EST --
The new lumberjack is being given a tour of the backwoods camp. He asks, “What do you guys do for women around here?”
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July 31, 2008 10:55 AM EDT --
Some old, some new and some just way to funny.
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.' . . . more
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March 14, 2007 12:24 PM EDT --
An old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The nurse said, "Sir, today we'll need a blood sample, a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample."
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May 09, 2008 10:36 AM EDT --
Introduction
Unfortunately this is based on an actual person.
1. She went to the emergency room for a boo-boo.
2. The only times she's not complaining is when she's eating and . . . more
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June 11, 2008 10:07 AM EDT --
What a Difference 30 Years Makes!
This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
1977 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair
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November 15, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
Rick and Joan, after years of marriage, decided to mate-swap with their best friends in order to put a little fire back into the bedroom. After her first . . . more
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December 09, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
JOKE OF THE DAY:
What part of the man’s body should never move while dancing with a woman?
His bowels.
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
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February 27, 2007 02:51 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
How are marriage and poker similar?
They both start out by holding hands and end in financial loss.
Quote of the Day:
All . . . more
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May 09, 2008 12:57 PM EDT --
Art History
Van Gogh killed himself because his paintings wouldn't sell. ****************************************************************************** Touloose Lautrek had girlfriends . . . more
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July 30, 2008 01:11 PM EDT --
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California . White minorities still trying . . . more
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February 13, 2007 09:03 PM EST --
OKAY, here is an amusing e-mail joke I just received. Hope everyone's ready for this.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish..................................49. . . . more
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December 07, 2006 09:12 AM EST --
JOKE OF THE DAY:
A hooker, fearing she might be a hemophiliac, went to see her doctor. “The smallest little nick,” she told him, “and I bleed for days.”
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January 14, 2007 03:08 PM EST --
Joke of the Day:
Two cannibals are having lunch. One of them says, “Your wife makes the best meatloaf I’ve ever had.”
The other one says, “Yeah but I’m . . . more
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