Tag: humor
group name: bothsidesoftcoin
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April 14, 2008 05:08 PM EDT --
Look what is on my page now that I've turned off pings:
"Carolyn Madden has chosen not to allow Pings to their profile."
Of all the annoying tiresome aspects to the latest Gather Upgrade . . . more
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July 23, 2006 06:44 AM EDT --
I've developed a terribly lazy vocabularial habit of using the word 'stuff' when I mean 'things'.
It's sad because I used to have a reasonably wide .. er, lots of words from which . . . more
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July 26, 2006 01:34 PM EDT --
Many people have all kinds of crazy mixed up notions about thinking. To hear them tell it, it's a tricky business, requiring careful attention to details and laborious comparing and evaluating. . . . more
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January 23, 2007 04:30 AM EST --
In 1770, during the reign of King George III, Captain James Cook sailed off in the bark Endeavour in order to discover new lands, to procure further wealth and prosperity for the British Empire and to . . . more
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October 10, 2006 07:51 PM EDT --
It's quite easy to be a jerk. And it's pretty easy for a jerk to think they aren't. These two things kinda go hand in hand, a match made in hell, you might say. There's a little rhythm . . . more
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August 12, 2006 01:06 PM EDT --
In a
recent
interview,
General
Norman
Schwartzkopf
was
asked
if he
thought
there . . . more
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June 22, 2006 08:54 AM EDT --
Weird creatures have been seen in the Chernobyl area ever since the meltdown.
Maybe there are worse things than fossil fuels.
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March 04, 2008 06:30 AM EST --
Following my years as a part time scullery maid I graduated from Banyo State High School in 1979 with reasonably impressive results and a tertiary entrance score that qualified me for placement in just . . . more
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October 14, 2008 12:54 PM EDT --
The best thing about this group of candidates
is that only one of them can win.
~ Will Rogers
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September 11, 2007 07:38 PM EDT --
For my work this morning I've been making preparations for planning my prize winning short story for the Brisbane competition. I started by simply typing random words about my childhood in Brisbane . . . more
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September 22, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
(reprinted from email)
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
. . . more
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July 31, 2006 10:02 AM EDT --
Subject: The government today Official Announcement:
.New Government Seal:
Official . . . more
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October 03, 2007 10:16 AM EDT --
The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were apparently posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously . . . more
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February 25, 2006 01:00 PM EST --
This shows a good energy source for the future! If global warming causes the ocean level to rise, Holland will be in Dutch!
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March 19, 2006 10:17 AM EST --
The story of Swedish car makers is a Saab story.
Herman was German.
If the sea level goes up due to global warming, Holland will be in Dutch.
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May 29, 2007 07:20 AM EDT --
MEN are more likely than women to complain if they have a cold or flu, and to seek sympathy from their partners, new research shows.
New research shows? You have got to be kidding me! If ever we needed . . . more
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September 14, 2006 09:08 AM EDT --
In Defense of the Hispanics: Comment by Craig Olson
I did not write this piece, but I wish to comment on it. When Francis Scott Key wrote "Jose can you see?", he was referring to a Hispanic . . . more
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December 08, 2006 09:38 AM EST --
About a century or two ago, the Pope was alarmed at the rate Sardars* were immigrating into Catholic Rome. He issued an ultimatum to the Sardars to leave Rome. Naturally there was a big . . . more
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March 25, 2007 07:21 AM EDT --
A friend of mine recently went through a rough patch with her hubby. This situation made me very grateful for my own state of singledom, however my memory is sufficiently sound to recall precisely what . . . more
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July 13, 2006 04:14 PM EDT --
I called my father at home. for the fifth day in a row I got his answering machine, and wasn't sure why. Then it occoured to me; it's July, and he's probably at the cottage.
I called the cottage . . . more
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